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Tiffany
For a short time, Tiffany was the only Muff, and then she wasn’t, and now she might be later again… because, let’s be honest, these days she’s much better looking. She enjoys movies, long walks on the beach, and movies about long walks on the beach. Do not be fooled by her calm demeanor, beneath that librarian exterior is an ear-biting heavyweight champion who will kick your ass, take your drink, your money and your manhood while applying red lipstick in her reflection off the window in the fancy restaurant where she’s pretending to work nights. Boom.
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Travis
Upon first glance, you look at Travis and think, "Why is there a woodland creature on the screen"? and that is where you are wrong... he's not a woodland creature, he's a trained mixed martial arts mercenary for hire. trained in the jungles of Vista, he's honed his craft with such precision and skill that in certain circles around the world he is known as "la gourde"... so, if you need his services (assassinations, eliminations, sweet 16 parties) just look to the west and yell: "Travis!!! Where the fuck are you?!?!"
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