James Schlarmann
Known Personalities: Beau McGriff, Chunky, Bacon-Bob

James Schlarmann is 26 years old, and likes sketch comedy because it allows him to be somebody new. He likes puppy dogs and children's songs and sings them happily. He first started doing sketch comedy back in the 20th Century (circa 1999) with David in a troupe called Happy Bacon! Then he didn't do sketch comedy for almost three years.

He first worked for The Insanities on their debut show as a sound engineer and producer of audio sketches. Later that year, he was asked to join the troupe. He did so willingly, though the hazing and subsequent "rape-in" was quite new to him...though still very erotic. James is proud to be a member of this troupe and holds all three other members in high regard, except Bill. Bill is a fucking douche. Fuck Bill in his A. He feels this is the best group of sketch-comedians he has ever worked with, and proabably the most talented group of four guys to ever assemble and make "HAHA"s.

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Full Name: James Lawrence Schlarmann
Favorite Friends Episode: The One Where Chandler Blows Joey
Favorite Gelatinous Blog Monster: Paris Hilton
Favorite 80's Jeans Company: Bugle Boy